| It's funny how as the gang grows older,
the topics around the campfire change from hot rods, who can drink the
most liquor, sexual conquests and lousy gas mileage to subjects like recent
surgeries, colonoscopies, nausea, muscle cramps, diarrhea, hemorrhoids, spontaneous blackouts, headaches, blurred vision, bloated feeling, numbing sensation, tingling in extremities,
vaginal dryness, profuse perspiration, dizzyness, abdominal pain, dyspepsia, hearing loss, chest pain, sleepiness, abnormal ejaculation, dry mouth, gas,
nervousness, headaches, insomnia, anorexia, constipation, confusion, agitation, tremors, yawning, sexual side effects, palpitations, nightmares, tinnitus, vomiting, loss of
appetite, seizures, impaired coordination, hyperactivity, blushing, fatigue, difficulty concentrating, muscle tension, edema, shortness of breath, upper
respiratory infection, irritable bowel syndrome, breast tenderness, bad
circulation, rectal itch and halitosis. |
